So, dear friends, it has come to be that time again. Time to get back out there and work on my anger issues. Got my ride all spiffed up and ready to pancake some cop cars.
What does this mean for you? Well, stay tuned for some interesting stories as I get my groove back.
Huh, groove. Kinda like the grooves my gloves left in Riddler's face the last time he decided to "test" me. Tell me, Edward, is it easy to eat out of a straw?
Some of you may be new to this, so let's start work some introductions.
My name is Bruce, some of you may have heard of my work. I like beating people senseless, especially if they are wearing clown makeup.
As I prepare for another road trip this year, I've decided to have a little work done. And by that, I mean HAVING MY LEG REATTACHED AT THE KNEE BECAUSE THE LARGE MOUTH-BREATHER CURRENTLY RESIDING IN MY HOUSE IS A CLUMSY OAF AND BROKE IT. Not that I am mad, just a little epoxy and whammo, I am all good.
Be prepared, dear readers, for some epic adventures this summer. I will be bringing my special brand of justice to the south and it will never be the same!
