Some of you may be new to this, so let's start work some introductions.
My name is Bruce, some of you may have heard of my work. I like beating people senseless, especially if they are wearing clown makeup.
As I prepare for another road trip this year, I've decided to have a little work done. And by that, I mean HAVING MY LEG REATTACHED AT THE KNEE BECAUSE THE LARGE MOUTH-BREATHER CURRENTLY RESIDING IN MY HOUSE IS A CLUMSY OAF AND BROKE IT. Not that I am mad, just a little epoxy and whammo, I am all good.
Be prepared, dear readers, for some epic adventures this summer. I will be bringing my special brand of justice to the south and it will never be the same!
Glad to have you back with us Bruce. Looking forward to another amazing road trip!
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